So, I picked up Turdface from the airport the other day, and pranced around Baggage Claim saying, "You can't carry that bag all by yourself! You're just a wee girl!" And then he said, "Oh, yeah. I forgot. (Prances)"

And then, later, he suggested that we get matching utilikilts for the first day of school, so that when I stand outside on the first day of class, singing "Sunrise, Sunset", everyone would know that we were related.

1. Inappropriate lunch: Tomato soup

2. Inappropriate drink: Coffee

3. Inappropriate place to walk: Puddle

4. Inappropriate place to sit: Bus

"Are you wearing that to work?"

"Yeah. Why?"

"It's a little... low cut."

"(Exasperated sigh) You wouldn't be saying that if I were flat chested... You hate boobs! YOU'RE A BOOBIST!"

You know what's funny at Happy (Real happy!) Lunch Hour? ... EVERYTHING. Even saying, "that's what she said!" all the time, even though it doesn't make sense.

Examples

• "I'll have the cheeseburger." "That's what she said!"

• "Your shoes are so cute!" "That's what she said!"

• "Dork." "That's what she said!"