i am pure EVIL!
boo: "i'm hungry".
me: (in kitchen, cooking) "oh look! ta da!" (price-is-right gesture at pot on stove) "i'm cooking!".
boo: "but i'm hungry now".
me: "it'll be ready in a minute."
boo: "but i'm hungry now!"
me: "well, what would you like me to do? pull it out of my ass? it's not ready yet."
boo: "eww. i don't want to eat ass!"
me: "then wait! geez!"
boo: "you hate me!"
me: "no i don't."
boo: "yes you do! you want me to die! i'm so hungry i'm gonna starve to death!"
me: "oh harden up! you're not gonna die you big weinie."
boo: "but, i'm sooooo hungry!"
me: "well then die."
(much drama ensues)
so, today, i discovered that i am a horrible, horrible, evil, evil mother who wants to kill her child via starvation.
ooo... i hate me.