#1. Snow

Crunchy snow. Slushy snow. Sharp pointy snow that flies straight in your eye. Snow that falls off trees and down your shirt. Snow that makes the streets all slippery so that your bus goes flying toward telephone poles sideways, and crashes through police barricades. YAY! SNOW IS FUN!

#2. Crackers

Ah... Delicious, defunct Hilo Macaroni Factory Saloon Pilot Crackers... Now that you can't get them, I'm thinking of calling my mom's care packages, "care" packages.

Because crackers = care. No crackers = NO CARING!

#3. Crackers

Oh, white people. Just look at you! You crack my shit up!