Three hours... I am not exaggerating. In fact, I am DISexaggerating, because it was actually 3.5 hours... Three and a half hours of talking about myself.
I did discover a few things though.
- I can talk about myself for about 2.5 hours before I sort of want to punch myself in the face.
- I can hold my pee for a really long time.
- Spanx is really uncomfortable.