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The Seattle Excessive Floor Area Museum.

You know you've moved to the Central District when you can no longer get pizza delivered. Because, OOH! My neighborhood is so scary! With its gay bars and its synagogue and its pie shop... And its (gasp!) black people.

Shudder!

You also know you've moved here when your apartment is now ENORMOUS. So enormous that the large amount of crap that used to fill every square foot of space now fills 0% of space. Observe.

:(

Will you look at that? This living room has no personality. It's the Kristin Stewart of living rooms. Also, there is so much floor space I can hold Wii Just Dance parties in here and no one will fall over anything.

:'(

And this bedroom just wants to be alone.

Seriously. Someone needs to hire me immediately so I can get to buying more crap.

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wendy" show_email="0"$>$>:

Holy warehouse - that's big! I live in a 'cottage' that means 6 inches either side of the bed, duck on the staircase and what's commonly called a 'Galley' kitchen. Playing charades involves duck and cover your head. Cosy. I dream of Wii just cance partiesparties...

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