Seriously. WHERE ARE YOU HIDING THE STEAMED RICE CAKES, SEATTLE? There are 20,000 Chinese here! WHY NO RICE CAKES?! WHERE ARE THEY?! WHERE?!?
Is there some secret underground steamed rice cake speakeasy I don't know about? Has someone stolen all the old Chinese ladies and is keeping them locked up, forcing them to ferment rice and harvest pandanus leaves?
I cannot survive on donuts alone.
* This post could also be titled "What's a Bitch Gotta Do For Haw Flakes".
Comments (3)
It's the same way with krupuk. Why is it so F'ing hard to find a Chinese restaurant that serves prawn crackers with your meal? In the UK and just about every country I have ever been to if you eat Chinese they have prawn crackers. Here in the good Ol USA. Zip point sh!t, I have to buy them from the Asian markets if I want them and even then only the bigger Asian markets seem to have them. Out here is east bum f#ck finding an Asian market would be equivalent to finding a herd of 10,000 northern white rhinos.
Andy | December 24, 2009 8:07 AM
December 24, 2009 08:07
Forget the pak tong kou. Instead of going Asian, go Asian sub-continent. That's right, I'm talking India, baby! Bollywood! Get yourself some lamb vindaloo. Seattle and the Eastside (I'm an Eastsider) is loaded with great Indian joints.
Mathew | December 25, 2009 8:47 AM
December 25, 2009 08:47
Just what I've been looking for and apparantly, much more too.
Borek | January 17, 2010 10:29 PM
January 17, 2010 22:29