I don't know what the hell is going on with me. Five long years of never (hardly ever) getting sick, to a series of colds, and a weeks-long stint of "walking pneumonia".

Which, by the way, is like regular pneumonia, EXCEPT WITH NO RESTING IN NICE HOSPITAL BEDS! Noooooooo... I wouldn't want to go and get a loser infection like regular pneumonia. That's for lazy bastards! I want to still do everything, like go to work, and run errands, and stand upright... except I would like to do those things with a frightening weeze.

WAH! ... Now if you all would baby me, and bring me some pie...