So, what's it like being middle aged, you ask? ... Let's take a look at my schedule and see, why don't we?
Wake up, drink coffee MADE BY ME IN MY OWN HOUSE, go to work WITH LUNCH PACKED BY ME, MADE FROM THINGS IN MY OWN HOUSE, come home INSTEAD OF DOING FUN THINGS OUTSIDE OF MY HOUSE, and then GO BACK TO MY HOUSE.
This is a bizarre, and fiscally responsible series of events... Snore! Everything is boring when you're not spending all your money!
Well, what do I have to write about now... Except for my slow deterioration and my new-found fascination with cutting my hair shorter and shorter. (I'm totally not even kidding... I'M NEARLY BALD* ... But, according to every homosexual source - ADORABLE! And homosexual sources are the only ones that count when you're talking about my hair and/or accessories.)
* Pictures to follow!
Comments (3)
On international Jennifer day I went out (from my home) and stayed out very late. My home is now wreaking its revenge. It has arranged for me to have a cold so that I can stay in it for some extra days to make up for the wanton neglect.
::Wendy:: | November 10, 2009 12:18 AM
November 10, 2009 00:18
I think you're exaggerating about this over the hill stuff... You're still a total BADASS and we all know it. You're not fooling anybody.
The Bombshell | November 11, 2009 11:12 PM
November 11, 2009 23:12
oh man, your 40 sounds just like my 33.
I was just thinking whether to shave the front of my head down the same way I shave the back down.
I'm guessing I probably shouldn't. I'll wait another 9 or 10 years!
lora | November 18, 2009 9:58 AM
November 18, 2009 09:58