Nothing says "I work in Belltown" like crazy old hobos yelling at me through my office window because he can't pee in the streets, but OH HELL YOU THINK HE WON'T STILL PEE IN THE STREETS?! He will! And in front of my office window.YOU CAN'T KEEP CRAZY OLD HOBO MAN DOWN! HE DESERVES RESPECT!
Ah! I am filled with RESPECT ... No, wait. I don't think that feeling is actually respect. I think that feeling is "yearning for hedge clippers".
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Oh, Crazy Peeing Hobo! I sent him over just for you. Special delivery. My favorite crazy hobo: the guy who screams, "GOOD MORNING SUNSHINE! YOU BRING THE SUN!" at me at 7:00 a.m. Awesome. I didn't know I had such power!
lacroix | November 24, 2009 4:43 PM
November 24, 2009 16:43
Hedge clippers are too fancy for use on hobos. They prefer something dull and rusty.
The Bombshell | November 30, 2009 10:16 PM
November 30, 2009 22:16
OK, LIKE WHAT.THE.FUCK? Your feed has not been working this WHOLE TIME? *thud*
statia | December 1, 2009 7:24 PM
December 1, 2009 19:24