This weekend, the flower sender took me to exotic Spokane, Washington for a party that involved a gas-powered blender with handles, karaoke (did not partake), and dancing like a ho (did partake). But I challenge anyone to resist when the song explicitly says that I can do that while still being a lady. CHALLENGE!!
And then I proceeded to grope a Yugoslavian right there in the middle of everyone... That is also very ladylike.
Also - Note... Spent 50 straight hours with a man (10 of those trapped in a car) and did not want to stab him. Actually. May just have wanted to hug him so hard, all his guts come out!
Comments (2)
Was the party on the lake, is that why it required a gas powered blender?
Andy | May 5, 2009 9:37 AM
May 5, 2009 09:37
Hmmm... deathly hugging? That is close enough to stabbing to be scary.
| June 4, 2009 7:55 AM
June 4, 2009 07:55