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Twelve: If they rename the FREEDOM TOWER how will people know it's about freedom and not just capitalistic greed?

Me: They'll have to call it "This tower is not about capitalist greed". And the other tower can be named "Neither is this one".

Twelve: And the 3rd tower can be "This one implies freedom".

Me: Or "This is the one with the Dunkin Donuts". See? If they named towers like that, it would help you find out which tower they need to go in!

Twelve: Yes! Like "This one has Gold's Gym, a bank, and a bunch of douches in overpriced condos".

Me: They should totally rename the building at the end of my street "Chiropractor, dry cleaner, empty storefront".

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Andy" show_email="0"$>$>:

"This is the one with the Dunkin Donuts" - classic Jen :)

Very Tall Friend" show_email="0"$>$>:

That means my "building" should say "Daycare where your kids make public servants go crazy."

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