I think that Turdface and I have been sick for a total of ALL THE DAYS IN MARCH. And, apparently, drinking lots of tea, and then chugging Nyquil isn't doing anything.
We still sick! We are big weenies with diminished immune systems! We are whiny, and complainy, and if I have to listen to myself cough until I gag one more time, I'm going to GET MORE WHINY AND COMPLAINY!
So... Neti pot virginity... Gone! And it went a little like this:
Turdface: Ew, gross! I'm not going to do it!
Me: Yes, you are! You are going to do it!
Turdface: I don't want to!
(repeat until kid breaks)
Turdface: GAH! Feels weird! Feels weird!!
(later)
Turdface: I'm never doing that again!
(later)
Turdface: Hey! I can breathe now! LET'S DO IT AGAIN!
Turdface review: Feels weird! Never want to do again! Except, want to do it again. Because am 13-year-old boy. Like breathing and doing stuff that's kind of gross.
Jennifer review: Feels weird! Unclogged nose! Ears popped for some reason! Doing again, because like breathing and making my kid crack up when I shove salt water up my nose.