I wish I knew a voodoo priest or something, because karma doesn't seem to be working on certain persons who have wronged me ... GAH! Where are you voodoo practitioners?!? WHERE!!!?

PS. If you are a voodoo practitioner, and would like to WREAK VENGEANCE on my behalf, please feel free to send EVIL SOUL CRUSHING BAD VIBES. But not to me. Because I'm precious. To, you know, jerks.