Despite very loud dissenting opinions, last night, I was successfully able to convince a friend to shove a teapot full of salt water up their nose... Mostly I did it by telling them how gross it is, and then demanding that they do it by pounding the table and yelling, "DO IT! DO IT!"

And then we talked about midgets and boobs, and then I screamed "I know you didn't just eat my FRY NACHOS!"

So, pretty much, hanging out my my friends is just another reason for me to tell penis jokes and yell at people.