Send her some of those them thingy-ma-jigs that boys tend not to ever send to her because she is not the kind of girl that requires flowers, she only requires beer! CHEAP DATE! And then he goes and sends them to her office like some kind of crazy person! So then she looks at the flower delivery guy like he's retarded or something, because there's no "Jennifer" here, oh wait! I am Jennifer. These are for me... Huh.
These flowers do not even squirt water in my face when I smell them.
Weird.
Comments (3)
That guy puts the Awwww in AWESOME. :)
Atomic Bombshell | September 24, 2008 3:15 PM
September 24, 2008 15:15
Aw, it's kinda nice, isn't it? I briefly dated a guy who gave me goregous roses on a date once, and I was all "Whaaa?" Because I'm not a flowery kind of girl. But I still have pictures of them in my cell phone, because who does that? With me, of all people? :)
Alison | September 25, 2008 3:00 PM
September 25, 2008 15:00
Ha, ha! Great line! How about an open beer with a flower in it? That more appropriate?
bud buckley | September 25, 2008 5:30 PM
September 25, 2008 17:30