I'm just back from snowboarding... or as I like to call it, "Falling Down Spectacularly 101".
Hell, I fell down so spectacularly this one time that I think I bruised my tailbone! ... But that's an uneducated guess based on the fact that I can't sit or walk or stand without going, "Ow. Ow. Ow". Oh, and there is that GIANT BRUISE on my ass.
(No seriously! It's practically the size of one whole buttock!)
(I'd take a picture of it to prove to you that I have an entire buttock covered with a large purple bruise, except - IT'S MY ASS! What do you take me for?!)
(Also! I am totally sitting on a package of frozen edamame!)
(From :turdface:: "I hope you're not thinking about cooking that butt-mame!")