Nothing says Happy Valentine's Day (or "Fix your bed, woman!") like a giant metal bondage-encouraging bed.
Bring on the fuzzy handcuffs! *
I got it together in an hour, because I have some bad ass allen-wrenching skillz! ... In the words of my boss, "It's like you're a lesbian!"
* No. I was kidding. Don't bring them on... I don't even know you!
Comments (8)
Oh there are so many things I just shouldn't say . . .
I'll just ask out of curiosity, though, does the new bed go hoobity? Erm. Then again, maybe I don't want to know.
And you can't borrow my handcuffs.
Drew | February 16, 2006 8:25 PM
February 16, 2006 20:25
If those are lesbian skillz shouldn't that be "bad ass Ellen-wrenching skillz"?
Mr. Fancypants | February 16, 2006 10:42 PM
February 16, 2006 22:42
Did the neighbors thank you? Or were they the ones that bought the bed?
CK | February 17, 2006 4:47 AM
February 17, 2006 04:47
um, is that an empty picture frame beside the bed?
mmat | February 17, 2006 6:07 AM
February 17, 2006 06:07
Those types of beds loosen up causing your neighbors and neighboring building tenants to notice and identify your "activities" in said bed. Hold on to that allen wrench for future use!
Erik-The-Evil-Healthcare-Worker | February 17, 2006 9:38 AM
February 17, 2006 09:38
because I have some bad ass allen-wrenching skillz!
Shop at IKEA much?
dantallion | February 17, 2006 1:47 PM
February 17, 2006 13:47
Holy crap, your bed looks cozy!
Alison | February 17, 2006 3:54 PM
February 17, 2006 15:54
white? WOW you arebrave, I find the red wine, teaand spaghetti like to create crazy patterns on the bedding. Even the cheese makes its mark. Other things too. I hope next time we see your bedding its 'not quite' white :eat:
:: Wendy :: | February 17, 2006 7:09 PM
February 17, 2006 19:09