Even though I have to pee real bad (because I just drank several beers! And I only peed 8 times! And that is not enough times to pee, because I am the Urinator, and I must pee CONSTANTLY or else!), I can walk down the street like, pft! I don't have to pee at all! BUT OH MY GOD, I HAVE TO PEE SO BAD!
The second I am alone in the elevator though... And I'm doing the pee pee dance.
PS. Let us note - Several beers! Drank! Am very tipsy! Want pie! But no pie in the house! WHY IS THERE NO PIE?!?!