Even though I have to pee real bad (because I just drank several beers! And I only peed 8 times! And that is not enough times to pee, because I am the Urinator, and I must pee CONSTANTLY or else!), I can walk down the street like, pft! I don't have to pee at all! BUT OH MY GOD, I HAVE TO PEE SO BAD!
The second I am alone in the elevator though... And I'm doing the pee pee dance.
PS. Let us note - Several beers! Drank! Am very tipsy! Want pie! But no pie in the house! WHY IS THERE NO PIE?!?!
Comments (6)
dont know about that pie, but damn if I havent done the "I got to go pee-pee yeah you know me" dance one time too many... and I have a bladder that holds like a camel :)
stinkerbell | August 26, 2005 2:40 AM
August 26, 2005 02:40
Oh. My. GOD! Jennifer!! My friends all used to call me the Urinator! How funny is that! It was because when we all went out drinking I would have to pee and then that would make everyone else have to as well. I made them have to pee just with the power of my bladder! The Urinator. I am so getting us shirts that say that! Ha!
Sioned | August 26, 2005 4:32 AM
August 26, 2005 04:32
wait. you have no pie? but you have to pee all the time?
maybe you should change your name to Peehole...
wait. that sounds pretty bad.
mikey | August 26, 2005 8:19 AM
August 26, 2005 08:19
I wish you lived near me. I'm so sick of people judging me because I like beer so much.
D Bunny | August 26, 2005 11:48 AM
August 26, 2005 11:48
you are as hysterical as ever, beautiful too (even sober :)
candoor | August 27, 2005 1:11 AM
August 27, 2005 01:11
laughing my butt off ... it's a crack up of a post and I've been there myself. Why is it when you are doing the (hopefully alone and unnoticed) dance from toe to toe while trying to open the front door tha the keys will INEVITABLY fall to the ground? Someone tell me that? Are they programmed to do that? ;)
Blondie | August 28, 2005 9:20 PM
August 28, 2005 21:20