You know that Potential Rebound Boyfriend I spoke about earlier? Well, he is DRIVING ME ABSOLUTELY INSANE! Good grief, he needs to wear looser pants. He is distracting me with the not loose enough pants!
Also, he needs to stop being so fucking pretty. Why oh why do his eyes have to crinkle up like that on the sides? That too is driving me insane! Bah!
And I won't even go into his big man hands. Because then I will spontaneously combust.