Last night I had a very long discussion with my stepfather about very interesting things like concrete reinforcement and header beams. I bet you're jealous!
Well, actually, he's not really my stepfather. He's my mother's long-time boyfriend (16 years?) and professional embarrasser... Not that I don't love him and all, but we're talking about a man who once came into my office... you know, that place I work? With that boss guy? And those co-worker people? You know, that place? That's the place he came into IN HIS UNDERWEAR! Ack!
... And I have to stop that story right there because it gets even more petrifying, and I am only capable of experiencing so much petrification at one time.