it's way boringer than i thought it was going to be. for example, this is what i've been doing with all my boyless time:
- go shopping. like in a grocery store for, like, food because i have to eat at, like, home!
- use my superfluous sexual energy to clean the apartment. a lot... my apartment is the cleanest apartment in the whole wide neighborhood. (and i live with the gays!)
- having conversations that go something like this:
"soooo... what'd you do last night? where'd you go? did you go with a boy? did he pay? was he funny? did you laugh? AUUGH!" - think about boys.
muerte el bastardo!
i will kill him with my mangry rage!