reasons jennifer shouldn't be allowed to drink:
- she draws cocktail napkin maps of south america and proclaims the center of the landmass to be jennifertopia.
- she tries to bite the handsome waiter.
- she explains in great detail, geriatric mark's oral skills.
- she makes fun of squat's new man's last name (let's just say it claims he is a great wanking man).
- miscellaneous goofy behavior, including but not limited to, speaking of herself in the third person.