did y'all know my baby brother (whom i will call "taller than fuck", or maybe i'll just call him rocky because, like, that's what we call him) is in the navy?
yes, he is a squid. in fact, he's been so squid-y i haven't seen him for THREE years. yes, THREE! but today he is in seattle for the seafair and he's gonna take me and the child to see big boats! can you feel my excitement?
ooh. ahh. big boat.
he is not nearly as pretty as me... but is much taller by comparison. and yet... i'm gonna see if i can still make him call me "boss".
sure, if he got me in a headlock (again) i'd probably cry instead of take him down, but what's that got to do with anything?
i AM the boss.