my friend putz is single... and i am determined to find him one of them there lay-dees... and, hey, i'm not picky. you got a pulse? you're in.
for all those interested girls out there, putz is a 32 year old asswipe with a low-paying job and no car. he lives with 4 other asswipes in an asswipe duplex on capitol hill in seattle.
he has grimy brownish/blondish hair and big fat grubby brown eyes. putz stands a mighty 5'-11" tall and weighs whatever a boy weighs when he eats hamburgers and/or pizza for every meal.
he enjoys short walks to the smoke shop, watching naked girls on tv, and driving fast while screaming "woooooo!" out the window.
what a catch! get him quick, girls!
send all your inquiries here.
Comments (1)
Asswipe, Ass-swipe, Dolt and DairyLand were mine! But I guess I'll share.
DaSauce | July 12, 2003 5:56 PM
July 12, 2003 17:56