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Mountain Man's Breakfast
Ok, this recipe is not for the faint of heart ... literally. When I was in college, my roommate and I created this meal when we just had a few things left in the fridge and we needed a good hangover remedy breakfast. This recipe will blast throught the strongest hangover leaving you feeling refreshed, yet gassy.
Ingredients
1/2 log of ground sausage 2 large slices deli ham 2 eggs 1 can black beans or pinto beans 2 flour tortillas or 2 slices toast 1/2 cup onion, minced Some cheez whiz, warmed in microwave Assortment of gut-burning condiments such as Tabasco, picante sauce, salsa, or pico de gallo Orange juice
Directions
- In a small pot, heat the beans as instructed
- In a large skillet, saute onions in some oil. Add ground sausage and brown. Remove sausage/onion mixture and set aside. DO NOT drain grease.
- Keeping skillet very hot, fry the deli ham and brown on both sides.
- Crack the eggs on top of the ham and cover the skillet to cook the eggs through.
- Prepare your plate: tortilla on bottom, then add the ham/egg, then sprinkle the sausage/onion mixture, then sprinkle desired amount of beans, top with cheese whiz and your choice of hot sauce.
- Pour glass of OJ and enjoy. This tortilla thingy will probably NOT roll up, so don't even try. Just use a knife and fork.
Makes 2 Mountain Man's Breakfasts
Posted by Roachhaus on May 9, 2003
Comments
Know what this breakfast needs? A helping of the Cheesy Hashbrowns featured below. And together there would be enough cholesterol to clog the arteries of a pentathlete. (Is that a real thing, or did I make it up?)
Posted by: Kaitlin at May 9, 2003 10:06 PM
You know, I'm making this this weekend, although I'll be substituting with REAL cheese because that cheese-food stuff makes me naaaaaaauseous... Will report on sunday!!
Posted by: Jennifer at May 22, 2003 10:54 PM
Yes, real cheese is fine. I sometimes shred some colby jack on it. Cheesus Christ!
Posted by: roachhaus at May 23, 2003 6:03 AM
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